"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Dead as a doornail since 2014

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.

I write things.

You've got to believe in yourself or no one Will believe in you

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

O.F.P.

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

13 year veteran furry. Writer. Armchair soldier. Luna is the best pony.

Not very active here anymore.