Mostly harmless.

It's fanfiction all the way down.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

God has blessed the world with three things: Pizza, Internet, and Ponies. It has been scientifically proven that, without these things, life would cease to exists, for sure.

If you're looking for wisdom, you may be looking in the wrong place.

🖤 i eat children 🖤

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

I am but a humble weaver of words hoping to expand the loom of understanding. What are we but strings in a greater fabric?

Indefinite hiatus. I might still poke my head in from time to time, but I'll be surprised if I add anything new.

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Just a pony being fabulous. Writer of vignettes, clop, experiments, a great deal of trash and the occasional gem

Darkness will always end up out lasting the light.

dude i'm so good at nfts they used to call me "the blockchain ballerina"

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

By windward strides and holy ghosts, what rests beside the barren coasts?

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I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

irresistible

Everypony’s favorite alcoholic alicorn.