The guy with too much time, and not enough drive to write.

An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.

space is a waste

pony — po·ny — [poh-nee]

The spaz formerly known as Waldo

Just some random guy. [Retired]

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

God, I'm so sorry.

The magic comedy hoers.

Damn, I wish I could read.

The RoboWriter.

A brony who's got a Master's in Physics.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

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As you might have noticed; i am a Ditzy finatic. (what? she's flippin awesome!) I enjoy writing Fanfics, and will continue doing so until i get good enough to publish a full story.

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

Retired, but I still check in.

I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.

Forever Honor-bound, Forever Strong

I'm a guy who writes amateur fanfiction about colorful ponies. It sucks. I'm constantly rewriting things because I know they suck, and I try to make them not suck. I'm thirteen; give me a break.

Snitches be snitchin, bitches be bitchin, snitches in stitches, bitches in ditches

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

"The changeling looked at the foal much like a space explorer would look at an alien life form. He resisted the urge to prod it." - Flitter

Cabbage.

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!