Hug your nearest alicorn.

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

If I eat myself, will I disappear or grow twice my size? - Ouroboros

I... have no idea what I'm doing...

Welcome to my page! Feel free to read my stories as I publish. All comments, critiques, criticisms, contempts, compliments, curiosities, and crossiants are welcome.

If you can dream it, and you wish it done, dream also of how to do it

Don't let your dreams be memes

Twi X Sombra is best ship, Luna is best princess, King Sombra is best villain, and Twily is best pony!!!!

I come, I go, and I make really stupid fanfictions.

We Always Be Wondercolts Forever. (Big Fluttershy, Rainbow, Sunset and Luna fan).

I am Spyder27 and I write MLP stories! I'm known as the Emperor of Sundagio by friends~ I don't write free stories, so DM me for comm details. Follow me if you want regular updates on my stories~

Mostly harmless.

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Now that I'm done with all my obligations, I shall wri- oh look, a distraction!

Lore-keeper for The Discordian Temple. Nonsense Non-servium. Ave Discord.

My writing slowly improves, I believe. I hope to be an even better writer tomorrow. Feel free to join my Discord.

This chapter of my life has ended. It was wonderful and I grew so much from it. If you enjoy my stories, that makes me happy. They will be here for as long as this site is still up. Good Bye :D

I'm here to chew bubblegum and showcase my writing skills, and I'm all out of writing skills.

I am a teenage Christian Brony with Asperger's Syndrome who lives in Kentucky, and I like three things: Writing stories, magical talking ponies, and writing stories about magical talking ponies.

Everybody wants to rule the world.

I love ponies, bronies, and matrimonies! I'm an author, artist, and plushie-maker. I create stuff and I try to make it awesome. Relax. You're in good company. ❤ ~Since 2012~

I mainly write Equestria At War fics, but other things too. If you have story ideas or requests, just send me a message.

I love to write, I love to read, and I love this community! If there's a story I want to read that doesn't exist yet, I'll write it myself.

I avoid clichés like the plague.

I am a longtime fan of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic who loves Pinkie Pie, drawing, typing stories and having a good laugh.

Verily, vanity.

Author of the Commander Hurricane series (A Song of Storms), co-founder of the Price of Loyalty universe, and overall world building fanatic. Join my discord!

A snarky Irishman who likes making words happen. Princess Discord is best pony.

Female Writer, Bisexual Writer, Smolder X Mare Crackship Connoisseur. Creator of the Smolderverse, and writer of many other kinds of clop and SFW stories (Commissions temporarily OPEN)

Hatch opens, stark light

When I look into the future, I see failure.

Sarcasm is delicious, dry-wit is capricious, prose is judicious, and I'm total sucker for a good pun.

My name's PJ. I'm from New York. I write pony fics. I go to parties with bronies. I'm not good at self-introduction.

No.

Want more? Head on over to patreon, or subscribestar. Or join my discord https://discord.gg/m2wZEKpcwu

Hey, Harry Leferts here from Nova Scotia, Canada. Hopefully you'll enjoy my stories.

A chill purveyor of stories. A little microcosm of depravity with a heart.

I'm apart of the LGBTQ+ community and enjoying venting by writing stories about depression and anxiety along with other mental illness that I suffer from.

Routine day with a dirt cheap brush, then a week goes by and it goes untouched. Then two, then three, then a month, and the rest of your life you beat yourself up. - Aesop Rock, "Rings"

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

[center]Bye guys[/center]

Pithy Statement

No longer doing stories.

I do nothing of merit. On occasion, I give the impression of being creative, but this is a deception. I am merely derivative in clever ways.