Merriest of Christmases! · 2:45pm Dec 25th, 2017
To those who celebrate Christmas[1]: A very merry Christmas. To those who do not, a very merry Monday, a spiritually-fulfilling Saturnalia, and so on. :)
[1] Or, rather, those who Celebrate Christmas today. I know you are out there my Russian readers... Also Armenian and Serbian, I believe. None of those, as far as I know[2].
[2] Prove me wrong! :)