I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

Everyone's* Favorite Author | Iced Ko-Fi, scalding glances

The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

It's fanfiction all the way down.

loves tiaras.

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

Just a guy that writes fan fiction from time to time.

Butts Butts BUTTS!

You can bring a horse to water, but you can't make it write.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.

"Internet Friends" are just friends you haven't shaken hands with yet.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

I write things.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

For the winds of kovator beeya!

There and back again.

Not very active here anymore.

[center]I have no idea what I'm doing.[/center]

Fanfic writer, gamer, and whatever other labels I'm forgetting.

Okay, now I know the empty bottle of whiskey on my desk 'looks' bad, but there's a perfectly sober explanation.

Complete AppleDash fanatic!

I <3 GAMMA RAYS

I am unsure what to put here.... TO BE CONTINUED!

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

I write like once a year.

You can't see the forest...

I have no idea what I'm doing.

FYI: I am mostly dead. Don't expect much from me.

My name was Razorbeam, and I am retired. (From Fanfiction)

A good story isn't measured by how long it is, but by how long it stays with you.