Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

A lovable goofball who delights in spreading positive vibes and writing stories. =3 (AKA Orangie1984 of Derpibooru!)

Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space, because there's bugger-all down here on Earth.

Fear my Linguistic Might! For I am Graglithan!

Do not be fooled. I am a dude.

The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.

Would the real SweetCelestiaWhy please stand up?

Knows the lyrics to "Bron-yr-Aur".

“Trixie hates to interrupt a good monologue,” said Trixie, interrupting a good monologue, “but maybe we should continue it somewhere not on fire?”

Forget not that I am a derp.

It's better to see death from her funny side. On my funeral there's gonna be a clown. I would hire Pinkie Pie, but sadly she only exists inside our poor minds.

Author of the Homecoming series, occasional contributor to Bodyguard!AU, and food aficionado.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Still tired. Still writing. Patreon

Who am I? Why, I'm just a passing through Kamen Rider... Got it memorized?

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

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