Providing a realistic simulation of life on a natural satellite since 2012

Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES

Who's up for a nice game of Cards? Anyone?

I like to pretend that I know what I'm doing.

How did I get here? Oh wait... Now I remember... Ponies. Amature artist and wannabe writer. Guess I had to start somewhere...

Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

Welcome to my unfinished fics. When will I finish one? Probably never. ZipporWhill is best pony. Cozy Glow is second best Pony. Angel is best animal, just look at him would you?

Credits to @SucreSkull on Twitter for the avatar! Follow her!! ~~ Just your friendly neighborhood FIMFiction writer that goes into your pantry and devours your Reese's Puffs. Editors welcome!

I'll think of a good thing to put in this short bio some other day.

"When I get old, I am going to be: Rice. Frisco style." - Ed 2004

♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫

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"I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens." —Woody Allen

My mask protects me from gas and Internet gnomes. What's your mask?

Oh! I didn't see you there. Pardon the mess. Make sure you don't step on my brilliance, because I know it's everywhere.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

I'm guy who sometimes writes fanfiction. I like bacon.

...can I even call myself this if I quit smoking years ago?

A bro, who sparkles.

Working on new stuff always, I'll be back before you know it.

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

Why hello there...

Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.

Sticks and stones, man. Sticks and stones.

Look at my profile.

Dumb gay retired writer. Used to run Neighvada Nights and BronyCon panels or something.

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

Me just being me, havin' fun, livin' life. The usual.