Black Lives Matter. Good things are good, actually. I write about wizards and wizards' apprentices. 90% of prophecy is just pattern recognition.

"Every story ever told actually happened. Stories are where memories go when they're forgotten." - Dr. Who.

I’m like a literary siren, feeding off the negative emotions of fictional characters. Patreon

Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

Walk, don't run. Unless you're late for the bus.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Forget not that I am a derp.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

No.

she/her, b.1997, PNW.

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Call me Prince Procrastination.

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

"The road ahead is not easy, but neither is it impossible to travel. Run, Twilight Sparkle. Run."- Wolokai KuRR

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

I write for a living, and when I'm not doing that, I think about writing.

I used to be relevant!

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Exactly what it says on the tin.

I laugh when people think I know what I'm doing.

Makes ponies cry

I write fanfics and play video games. When I'm not doing that, I'm relaxing at the lake.

Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

An aspiring novelist, music student, and occasional artist. Also occasionally a grey pone.

Some people just want to watch the world burn. I am not one of them.

Merc's fic guide: by Bookplayer: Is there kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding more kicking and/or punching?

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

My primary function is failure.

A Brony of non-US origin (pause for gasps of horror),thus I spell things slightly differently. Well, not 'things', specifically, but words like surprise, colour and centre. You weird people.

Writer, artist, musician, and sometimes other stuff. Like my work? Help support more via patreon!

An aspiring Author honing his skills by writing about these silly little ponies. A Fox of few words outside the realm of fiction, unless he gets on a roll with something.

Butts Butts BUTTS!

For them, a dream. Like thousands of other dreams. For you, a story. Like thousands of other stories.