All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.

This is fiction. But it is based...

The man without a plan.

I type stories using my hands

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Horrifically Fun

space is a waste

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

"The purpose of the first draft is not to get it right but to get it written." -John Dufresne. Please send corrections via PMs. The Blade of Quill & Blade

All my things are horse things!

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Good Night

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

If you have any issues with getting your story on the site or any personal issues (eg: depression), PM me. Please don't add me to random Skype groups without asking. Thank you.

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Pithy Statement

irresistible

I am the Knackerman. Most of my writing deals with horror, suspense, and tragedy. And yes, there will be gore.

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.