It's called garbage can, not garbage can't.

I'm a mysterious man with a large Viewer list, despite being very self critical of my work. Looking to write professionally someday.

Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space, because there's bugger-all down here on Earth.

♀️ -- Based and Wallypilled™ |Patreon!

(What does this "Edit" button do?..) Oh, wait, apparently, this is the mysterious "bio"!

Film buff. Cartoon lover. Superhero enthusiast. MLP fan. Transformers devotee. Impressionist. Actor. Singer. Deadpan snarker. S'all good.

I'm still here! Just not here very often.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Forward, steadfast.

A guy from switzerland who likes cheese, mountains and horse words.... lots and lots of horse words.

Ooooh! Butunz!

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Professional Mangiacake

A writer who grew from their many mistakes, and who still loves ponies deeply.

Quirky teenage girl who writes about cartoons & has an obsession with sparkly things & cute dorks. Goes through life following by Dr. Seuss's wise words; "You have to be odd to be number one."

"I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens." —Woody Allen

Glad to be here at last.

I write for the fun of it. Just trying out a few ideas to improve my writing, and hopefully get some awesome, critical feedback!

I chased a rainbow down a one way street- dead end.

What I do: Proximity Zero. If it's closer than a parsec (3.26 lyrs) I'm not all that interested!

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Father of twin 8yo boys, partner of Arcelia, and so glad to remain here.

I created this account to keep track of the stories I read

Oooga Boooga!

Why the name? FMA is awesome. Why the avatar? I like One Piece even more. Welcome to my page and enjoy the stories!

Channeling insanity into entertaining tales since 2015-01-19.

a home-grown australian who embraced being a member of the fandom 2 days before joining. Willingly delved into the fandom whole-heartedly and has never looked back

Horseword maintenance and installation specialist. Mareschizo extraordinaire.

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

Deep into that dorkness peering...

I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com

Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here and working on stories with a religious fervor.

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

Easy-going brony trying his hand at writing.

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

Not a serious writer, and occasionally I create or forget about loose ends entire. That being said, I never stop trying to improve.

Sibling writer and platonic love connoisseur. Cuddlefic Specialist. Analysis and fanfiction in dangerously wholesome G dosages. Support me on Kofi!

Friends with YO' MAMA!