Hello! I am not an alien! I crave brains and nothing else!

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Who can take a rainbow, color it with dew, graze under it with a cupcake or two, the Ponyman, oh the Ponyman can.

Former placeholder for the name ChocoLoco.

Just a guy who found out that a show about talking ponies is a lot better than I expected.

Constantly distracted by shenanigans. Empowered by comments/messages. Exists as something between utter trash and the alicorn of comedy.

A guy with too much time on his hands. Enjoys writing and over-analyzing things.

Published Science Fiction Author and MLP G4 fanfiction writer. Like my work? Buy me a cuppa joe or visit my patreon!

Always be nice to other people. They outnumber you eight billion to one.

Nancy Janeist

Starting to feel better

do not mistake peace for quiet

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Cherish the thought.

Pony fan inspired by great writers such as Pen Stroke and Conner Cogwork

World class procrastinator.

I have a Master's degree in brony culture studies!

No longer writing here.

person who is normal about twilight sparkle

Writer. Editor. Reader. Reviewer. Gamer. Armchair mafia kingpin. Trans-dimensional yodeler. Cthulhu's unplanned 667th son. Grand High Muckymuck of the Mystic Order of the Defanged Gerbil.

Deep into that dorkness peering...

I like to write about ponies going on adventures. And crying. And kissing. Sometimes all at once.

Big Stories Come From Smol Packages. 📒

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

Why do I do the things I do? BECAUSE I CAN. —No longer Writing Stories Here—

After a few years of watching the show ideas always continue to bubble up in my head now's the time to release them.

Scraping my way up

Forever known as Mr. Diddelz

I may not be good at neither art, nor writing, but--with your help--I intend to become the best I can possibly be. All I need is a bit of guidance.

Gonna try this whole writing thing again.

Anypony for tea?

A little turtle who likes to write

8000 soldiers!

Uhhh, sarge? I think I'm nekkid. (patreon)

"...what did I just even read." - Wintermist || "Pour la beauté du geste" || ooo || π

So list' bonnie laddie, and come awa' wit' me.

"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon || Avatar by Aragon and Mousse

A guy who writes about fat horse, among other things. If that's not your thing, no one's stopping you from looking someplace else.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The answer is trivial and is left as an exercise for the reader.

There is nothing important here.

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.