While mulling a G5 fic idea over recently, I realized that I wanted a better idea of the layout of the Crystal Brighthouse, to be able to properly describe the place where the mane five mares live. So I searched for Brighthouse floor plans, figuring someone must have already done this, but to my surprise, I couldn't find a thing.¹

Well then. Guess it's down to me.

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OPALINE: I want Sunny to embrace her alicorn magic so that I can steal it, somehow!
OPALINE: Actually I want the magic from the Unity Crystals! That's the real source of the ponies' power!
OPALINE: Actually I want the Prisbeam power from that magic lantern!
OPALINE: Actually forget all those things! I want that baby dragon's dragonfire!

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Well, the World's Strongest Writer encouraged me to blog about it, so I guess I can't do my usual thing of keeping it a secret until the last possible moment. I'm doing Jinglemas this year! I feel like giving it a go, and Ghost Mike has always suggested I try it and what's the worst that could happen?

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Oh god, we're back again. Trigger warning on this one: Mentions of suicide, rape, and 4chan.

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Day 2: Second day of UK PonyCon

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I'm back from UK PonyCon 2023! Also, I went to UK PonyCon 2023! Maybe I should have led with that second part.

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Three Anon fics in the Feature box? Okay, let's do this again.

* Anon runs the 1s with the bug queen by milk rain
* Uncle Anon is a Bad Influence by RunicTreetops

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Well, it seems that nothing is stopping the flood of Anon in the Featured box, so I might as well do something with those stories. I've decided to review them, which gives me an outlet for some of my feelings about these kinds of stories, and maybe an opportunity to correct any misunderstandings I have.

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Mike Cartoon Pony suggested I get this one down while it's still fresh in my mind, and since there's not really a lot to say, why not?

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I wouldn't mind one author dominating the feature box if they were anything other than Anon stories