Turns out there's a website where you can buy condoms with Chuck Norris's picture on them.

:D

As you can imagine, this totally made my day.

At least five hundred words a day. Fanfiction, original fiction, papers, whatever. Just five hundred words minimum every day.

Let's see how long I can keep that up.

Hey, just for anyone who cares, I finally got around to editing the first few chapters of my first fanfic now that I know how to upload them with formatting intact. Edited out various typos along the way too. Find it here

Remind you of anyone?

Hey all. Just posted a new story. Second chapter to follow soon. Find it at :

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/134230/what-do-you-do-with-a-drunken-pegasus

For anyone who might be interested:

Writing has begun on my Doctor Whooves/Trixie fanfic.

I wrote, I proofread, I edited.

But I didn't realize until now that I forgot to have the Sheriff shout "Stop that robbing hood!" in chapter two of Heart's Warming Fantasies.

That mistake has been rectified.

First story to make the sidebar! I'm popular! Yay~

Thanks, all! I'll try to have more installments out soon.

It's not often that I feel truly speechless.

Not least because this is actually feasible, given the prevalence of e-readers and Amazons share of the e-book market.

I doubt My Little Pony will be on the approved list, but still, this bears watching.

Not meaning to chide anyone, but just as an FYI, I habitually download fanfics that I plan to read later on my Kindle and favorite them so I'll know when they're updated. Meaning that me favoriting something doesn't mean I've actually read it yet (which is why I wish it was called something else). So you probably shouldn't thank me for doing so unless I also left a comment or something.