Punishment Reason: My Little Pony Erotic Fanfiction Author.

Well, I've seen worse reasons for being permabanned from SA.

Someone even got banned for saying my ban was stupid. The highest goon honor.

"Marey Men"

Why didn't I think of that?

So

I just watched Pinkie Pride

I'm not entirely sure what I just saw

But while this may not be my favorite episode, I think it may in fact be their best episode.

It is definitely the Pinkie Pie-est thing I have ever seen.

I just want to mention that I love this story and that you should all read it. I think it's the only Button and/or Button's Mom fic I've liked.

From Pony Fiction Archive:

"You are an awful person and I think I love you.

btw it's spelled "meth" not "marijuana"

Awww

This is a very funny story that deserves much more attention than it got.

I know we didn't have a lot to go on before, but did they get a new voice actor for Bulk Biceps?

First round interview for the NET job in Hong Kong went well. Maybe this will work out.

Steven Seagal is running for governor of Arizona.

That gives me the greatest idea ever. Wouldn't it be awesome if Chuck Norris ran for governor of Texas?

Equestria Daily declined to feature Heart's Warming Fantasies. They said had flat writing and "lacked believability"

What's unbelievable about Rarity being the Rocketeer?!

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