There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

Simultaneously able to type 94 wpm and still take five years to finish a story. If you're feeling generous, throw a ko-fi at me.

"If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth the writing." – Benjamin Franklin

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

I like hanging stuff on cliffs. They dangle so nicely till the next chapter arrives.

"I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens." —Woody Allen

If you are enjoying my stories, I thank you. Nothing means quite as much to me as someone really appreciating what I put out into the world. So, from the bottom of my heart... Thank You.

Former author and proofreader/editor/fanfic troubleshooter.

Everything I touch turns to shipfic. All my stories will be uploaded here shortly.

Tell me, what do you live for? Is it for work? For study? Or is it for the important things? Pleasure, art, friends, family, love? Do you live to work? Or do you work to live?

Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

Escaped SCP: Always running, never stopping

*jade harley voice* end my life

Author, former Royal Canterlot Library curator, and the (retired) reviewer at One Man's Pony Ramblings.

The spaz formerly known as Waldo

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

A good story isn't measured by how long it is, but by how long it stays with you.

Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.

This space for rent.

I write like once a year.

Occasional author, overbearing aunt, and live-action horsewife.

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

Dare you enter my magical realm?

I love ponies, bronies, and matrimonies! I'm an author, artist, and plushie-maker. I create stuff and I try to make it awesome. Relax. You're in good company. ❤ ~Since 2012~

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

The magic comedy hoers.

I am running from something I'm becoming, but becoming one means I'm running from all I am.

The man without a plan.

Hit 'im wit the dougie.

"The changeling looked at the foal much like a space explorer would look at an alien life form. He resisted the urge to prod it." - Flitter

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

Not a serious writer, and occasionally I create or forget about loose ends entire. That being said, I never stop trying to improve.

I am the Storm Scribe. Let my words thunder across all creation! Let my imagination rain down and bring life to new worlds and adventures. Above all else, may you enjoy what meager gifts I bring...

Avatar from the amazing Red-X-Bacon

I'm a science-fiction and fantasy buff, creator of the Chakat Universe, and now dabbling in the MLP:FiM universe. I love a good story!

Never tried it, yet I still think it's delicious...

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* EQD Blogpony * Best Author nominee: 2013 Pony Awards * Thirteen time featured writer on Equestria Daily * Panelist: Ponycon AU 2014/2015, Salvagecon, and Alicon 2018/2019.