I read horse words. I write horse words. I sometimes even... read more horse words.

- My last submission was over 8 years ago.

Ponies are cute, beautiful and sexy creatures. Anyone that says other wise is either lying, or gay. Deal with it.

Verbatim et lteratim

Discovered ponies December 2013

Just a place to host my pony-related ramblings.

Just an anonymous clop artist who's trying his hand at clopfic. Most of the clopfic stories around here are all build-up, and only a little sex. My focus is different. Not romance. Hardcore sex.

Tall, broad shoulders, short dark hair, or no hair, light skin, a bearded mountain man to be frank. That or a teddy bear. :3

If you can't laugh at anything, the world turns into a very dull place. Dead turtles, for instance...hilarious.

It's better to burn out than to fade away.

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

Sing a song for the ones who never made it

My horse is smarter than your honor student.

I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?

Completely mad, balding superhero :D

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Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

The Goal... 200+ mph in the Standing Mile. To Tartarus with academy records, I want to hold a Land Speed Record.

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

An indecisive procrastinator who, when not trying to figure out what to do with himself, writes like a speeding glacier. 日本語が分かりますか？

“The soul becomes dyed with the colour of its thoughts.” -Marcus Aurelius, Meditations

A Dreamwalker, hoping to share the stories he keeps.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Too much to write; too little time

Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!

Exceedingly idealistic; unrealistic and impractical.