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BEHOLD, THE POWER OF THE NIGHdaaaaaaaawwwww...

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Everypony makes mistakes, from the youngest foal to the wisest elder. Ponies do not get much elder or wiser than Princess Celestia, so much that most would say she's an exception to the rule. She has led the ponies of Equestria for over a millenium, bringing about an unprecedented era of peace and prosperity. Some ponies think of her as a god, an utterly infallible being who they can always count on to make the right decision no matter what. Others beg to differ, but reason that a thousand years on the throne give her a foresight which others lack.

In truth, she is neither infallible nor omniscient. She makes mistakes like any other pony. Sometimes her plans go awry, sometimes she simply doesn't see danger coming. Her errors are few in number and often work out for the best, and the ponies closest to her tend to forgive her. They know her, after all, and unlike the masses they know she's only a pony.

The Princess, however, is not so easy on herself. For when you are both the absolute ruler of the land and the one everypony relies on to literally keep the heavens up, any misstep can have grave consequences.

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Princess Luna heard the stories of the lands beyond the mirror. The Oracle of the Setting Sun, traveler of this fabled other world, returned with tales of marvels the likes of which Equestria has never seen. Automatic carriages with the strength of four hundred horses. Metal birds that prowl the skies, swooping in and ambushing their victims with paparazzi photoshoots. Butter substitutes beyond belief.

One legend stood stood above the rest. A forbidden place that holds a power greater than any known to humankind, zealously guarded by a stoic warrior-scholar. Many students have braved her wrath, yet none have returned, banished into a hellish limbo where they remain trapped until long after the final bell tolls.

But Princess Luna is no mere student. She will not fail as have so many others. She will travel to this 'Canterlot High School,' uncover the mysteries that lie within, and claim for herself the infinite power of...

...the Faculty Parking Lot!

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Member when the Elements of Harmony defeated Nightmare Moon?

Member Winter Wrap-up?

Member Trixie? I member!

Does the world just keep getting crazier? New civilizations appearing out of nowhere, ancient villains rampaging through your quiet little corner of Equestria? Do you sometimes hide under your covers and wish everything could go back to the way it was?

You're not alone. You don't need to fear what tomorrow may bring when you can reminisce about yesterday. Buy Member BerriesTM today! Available at your local produce stand or Barnyard Bargains!

A shameless crossover with the 20th season of South Park.

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Honor. Duty. Princess and country. Speed. Totally sweet jumpsuits. The title 'Wonderbolt' invokes many images in the collective consciousness of the Equestrian public.

Among the lucky few to personally know this intrepid band of heroes, other descriptions become more apt. Descriptions such as "idiots," "crazy," "flying disaster areas," and "f%@#$*g Fleetfoot..."

Join Captain Spitfire as she counts down the days until retirement leads the Bolts in dazzling displays of aerobatics! Watch as Soarin bumbles his way to fame and fortune! Marvel in wonder at Rainbow Dash's incredible speed, outpaced only by her incredibly fragile ego!

Throughout the grueling training and the high-stakes performances, the monotonous military duties and the underground gambling rings, the parties and the... well... more parties, they'll always be there for one another. Because they're a team, and teammates look out for each other.

Except Fleetfoot. Seriously guys, f%@# Fleetfoot...

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"This nation should commit itself to achieving the goal, before this decade is out, of landing an astronaut on the moon and returning them safely to Earth."

- Excerpt of speech to US Congress by President Amore. It inspired her nation in such a way that her sucessor, Sombra, vowed to make it a reality.

The Space Race is considered by most to be the most ambitious undertaking in the history of humankind. The National Aeronautics and Space Administration launched a series of programs that aimed to advance scientific discovery and engineering by leaps and bounds, and push the world into a new age of exploration. It was almost the crowning achievement of our species.

Almost.


-Inspired by William Safire's contingency speech for Richard Nixon during the moon landings.

Also, The Martian, Gravity, and pretty much anything else space-related.

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Princess Ember is not the biggest, strongest, or meanest dragon out there. In fact, she ranks pretty low in all three categories. Despite these disadvantages, she managed to pass her father's trials and become the Dragon Lord. Only one question remains: Now what?

While Friendship helped her win the day, it failed to give her a run-down of the intricacies of draconic politics, or lack thereof. Lucky for her, her father Torch is here to guide her down the path of a true leader. Soon, dragons across the world will be spreading the magic of friendship the best way they know how.

With fire.

'Other' tag for Torch, Ember, and a few cameos. Properly tagged with the update. Still needs a 'Stupid' tag though.

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"Fine! But we're going to talk about this later!"

Special Agent Sweetie Drops makes peace with her past while Lyra Heartstrings realizes that life as a Clandestine Operative isn't all martinis and one-liners.


I apologize for nothing. Besides the errors and stuff, I apologize for those. First try at this and all.

EDIT: Featured on 9/16/16 for all of thirty seconds, but hay, I'll take it.

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