Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Just a gal writing about gals bein pals

I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.

I love to be surprised by stories. Especially my own.

A man who doesn't write half of his stories half as often as he should like, and writes less than half of them half as well as they deserve.

Retired staff. Please stop asking me to approve your stories.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

Staff Note: Found to be impersonating AskFlufflePuff.

Was that me? Or was it... somepony else?

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Shut up. Just write.

One story written, over a 100 stories favorited, and an ever growing number of interviews. I provide constructive criticism and laughs for the wonderful stories I read.

A little of this, a little of that, and a lot of love for ponies, (especially best pony AJ)

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

Welcome, my good fellows.

An entity of what does the wordsgood with ponies. Buy me a coffee?

I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon.

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

Snitches be snitchin, bitches be bitchin, snitches in stitches, bitches in ditches

Butts Butts BUTTS!

* EQD Blogpony * Best Author nominee: 2013 Pony Awards * Thirteen time featured writer on Equestria Daily * Panelist: Ponycon AU 2014/2015, Salvagecon, and Alicon 2018/2019.

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome