Silly Celestia, princesses are for kissing!

"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

A ghost upon the moors, silent and absolute in its purpose.

Eh, No one special.

Hello! I'm an aspiring artist and writer from Honduras!

I'm an experienced writer and editor who happens to like ponies.

What is this "Chill" you speak of.

The barbarians are no longer at the gates, they're in the walls. Our only hope is the resurgence of strong men and strong arms to save the American hegemony and our way of life.

Retired staff. Please stop asking me to approve your stories.

"OH GOD, THEY'RE LAPDANCING ME!" -Steel, 2015 - Aspiring author, artist with absolutely no skill yet a lot of wants, and just your typical, all-around lover of MLP fanfiction. That's me.

Hi, I write pony stuff as a hobby. As such, the amount of time I put into it varies. Feel free to ask me questions or send messages but I'm bad at responding in a timely manner.

EDIT: FEATURED ON 2/29/15

An enigma as vexing as life itself.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How do I fly as demonstration man? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Started from the bottom now we're still at the bottom.

Pinkie Pie is my waifu, and she will ever four ever be my waifu... not yours.

You know you're chiller and you're flipper and you're hipper than that. So face your demon, stop screamin', and pummel it flat! | Soon™

I'm me.