I like to write the stories, they're so good they make the heart want to sing.
I shall deconstruct, make fun, and parody everything in existence. And whether you like it or not, I don't care.
"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."