Spike has a great idea to manifest his love for Rarity: to write a story about a brave dragon and a distressed unicorn and have it performed. And he has the actors to play it. Will he be able to give life to his love through art or will everything explode in his face?

Hint: the answer is the most fun one, well... except for Spike.

This is a collaborative fic written by three guys that have English as their second language (at best) in a gdoc while stepping in each other words after reading too many parodies. And I'm the one submitting it because I got the short straw.