"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

If you close your eyes, it's like nothing's ever changed.

I'm a guy. I like My Little Pony. I don't like to talk about myself. Let's leave it at that.

Action and darkness. Those are my specialties

"OH GOD, THEY'RE LAPDANCING ME!" -Steel, 2015 - Aspiring author, artist with absolutely no skill yet a lot of wants, and just your typical, all-around lover of MLP fanfiction. That's me.

Brony, Whovian, gamer, writer, reviewer, riffer, have a beard... I guess that's pretty much it.

The selfish desire of humanity causes wars and hatred is born on it, and that it's how my hate for humanity was birth.

Starlight Glimmer is best pony!

Confound these wretched equines! For every one I fling away, a dozen more vex me!

A guy with crazy ideas and a little free time.

I'm a mixed basket. Check me out!

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A cartoon dog in a cartoon world

Gamer Luna is the best pony

I likes meh sum p0knees!

They say if I post an update within the year, there will be six more weeks of winter.

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?

I am here to write about ponies having sex. That is all.

Once upon a time, I dreamt of being a mad scientist when I grew up. After much consideration, I realised that science is quite hard. So I became a mad writer instead, which is much easier. True story.

Trust me, I'm a doctor. I fix things.

8000 soldiers!

Some dork who writes horse romance. What more do you want from me?

A natural born editor, sometimes I edit blank pages into stories.

Bout time I updated my Bio. I'm PieDisliker, I have ideas pop up in my head all the time but only my favorites make it out there in words. Hope you enjoy what I can create.

space is a waste

I try to be original in my fanfics. Be warned though, i'm not much of a writer and a grammar nazi would be appreciated.

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eating cum

I am a 21 year old male artist that also writes fanfiction sometimes. My fic was rejected from Equestria Daily, but they recommended uploading it here so I'm deciding to. Hope it's alright.