the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.

I've heard that I write a pretty good story named Fallout: Equestria - Memories.

...

Everywhere I go, Bronies always know that Jacob Keel has got a pony that he loves to show.

Don't spend your whole youth saving up for your old age, instead spend your youth doing what you want. Deal with the rest later. You'll be forgotten in 100 years, so might as well enjoy life now.