It's 9/11. Today's date I mean... what a nightmare. The whole incident, I remember seeing it when I was just a wee boy in middle school. 8th grade. I was at school, and all the boys and girls started crying. I was busy organizing books (Library assistant... *sigh* What a pain in the ass job. It wasn't even that fun.) and all the buses came to school. No one got on them, except for me. Everyone was picked up by their parents. I didn't know what was going on! I was just a boy no older than 13!

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Static's Log... it's late. I'm tired. I've been unable to sleep due to pure adrenaline and excitement. Also I got a bit wasted at a party (Damn you Scott) so now I'm taking medicine. How do I know I'm hungover? I pissed off a balcony. Yeah. Old lady threw a brick and hit me in the right tit. Right in my right tit. That's my favorite nipple. Damn ninja old people... Also Erika found out my greatest of all weaknesses... hot water. Oh yeah. So she told Scott (who told me) that she'd make a YouTube

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Just went to Canada. Got away from family of unhealthy jerks. I have to wear a jacket and it's not even fall yet... I like this so much better than the summer heat we've had for 5 months now. I had some All-Natural Canadian Maple Syrup... and it was delicious. I don't think I could ever settle for standard store syrup when I can get this stuff! Why is Canada so amazing? And why do I want live here for the rest of forever? I don't know. Also... I haven't heard a single mean thing about being

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