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Static Wielder


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  • 609 weeks
    Journal 7? No it's 3... I think.

    It's 9/11. Today's date I mean... what a nightmare. The whole incident, I remember seeing it when I was just a wee boy in middle school. 8th grade. I was at school, and all the boys and girls started crying. I was busy organizing books (Library assistant... *sigh* What a pain in the ass job. It wasn't even that fun.) and all the buses came to school. No one got on them, except for me. Everyone

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  • 609 weeks
    9/10/12 Journal 2!

    Static's Log... it's late. I'm tired. I've been unable to sleep due to pure adrenaline and excitement. Also I got a bit wasted at a party (Damn you Scott) so now I'm taking medicine. How do I know I'm hungover? I pissed off a balcony. Yeah. Old lady threw a brick and hit me in the right tit. Right in my right tit. That's my favorite nipple. Damn ninja old people... Also Erika found out my

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  • 609 weeks
    9/9/12 Journal Entry #1

    Just went to Canada. Got away from family of unhealthy jerks. I have to wear a jacket and it's not even fall yet... I like this so much better than the summer heat we've had for 5 months now. I had some All-Natural Canadian Maple Syrup... and it was delicious. I don't think I could ever settle for standard store syrup when I can get this stuff! Why is Canada so amazing? And why do I want live

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2012

9/9/12 Journal Entry #1 · 4:00pm Sep 9th, 2012

Just went to Canada. Got away from family of unhealthy jerks. I have to wear a jacket and it's not even fall yet... I like this so much better than the summer heat we've had for 5 months now. I had some All-Natural Canadian Maple Syrup... and it was delicious. I don't think I could ever settle for standard store syrup when I can get this stuff! Why is Canada so amazing? And why do I want live here for the rest of forever? I don't know. Also... I haven't heard a single mean thing about being Irish (Canadians get it pretty rough...) and not a single insult has been thrown my way. Now I just need to forget my girlfriend, let my family continue to suck without me, and keep on living. I think my life's getting better...

...I got a call saying my sister was very lucky to survive her brain attack or whatever I forgot it was. I also found a friend of mine up here, Erika, and her husband Scott (grew up with them both in Ireland) and they are offering a place for me to stay. Also I forgot to shave in God knows how long, so I have my first mountain man beard! I felt so good about it! But I had this morality thing going on in my head. Like I feel like I need a new life and a new beginning, so I saved it to represent a start to a successful future. Actually I kept a deviant handle-bar mustache which made me look evil! I shaved it before Erika got home. I go job hunting tomorrow. They could use me. I'm an electrical engineer, installer, and repair technician, who also has about 4 years of welding under his belt.

That's good money. I think this is the first time I've used my blog. Huh... feels nice. I plan on getting back into the stories late October. I had a friend who wants to make a rule 63 My Little Pony animated series on YouTube and he wanted me to do a majority of voice acting. I, however, turned him down saying "Going to Canada bitch!" which he would reply with the casual "You fucker!" or "Fucking asshat!" or the classical "Neener Neener." Canada fucking rules! I had one downside and that was leaving my family. But they completely understood my choices. I just couldn't stand being in Virginia anymore, with our fucked up history. Also I got called out by a friend, Brandon, for being a complete asshole when it comes to games. For example:

"You asshole! Why did you evolve Pikachu into a Raichu?"

"Because he's cooler!"

Or another one was:

"I can't believe you. Commander Shepard is suppose to be a hero who saves the galaxy!"

"No! He's a ruthless badass who gets the job done!"

This was one of my reasons for leaving as well. Scott actually laughed when I killed Mordin in Mass Effect 3. I feel like I belong here.

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hay Static Wielder i agree with you Canada is great. I went with my family there this summer and which city are you going to

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