I'm the smuggest horse that ever lived.

I'm Commander Applejack, and this is my favorite website on the internet

I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: RB/20 )

Just trying to be better.

Long time lurker, eternal critic. Mostly harmless.

Eclectic observer of the odd, and the esoteric.

The reason I write is because I want to read a story written for myself. One day, I want to read one of my own stories and say to myself "That is the best story I have ever read."

We're going to build an exact copy of Ponyville... right over there! We've got less than a minute!

26 M | one sharky boi | Discord Server if you wanna chat

Not a brony. No really, I'm not. I'm just here to see what awesome stuff this crazy fandom puts out.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

You're a lot stronger than you think you are. Trust me.

I've roasted a wealth of exotic things, All torn to ribbons at the hands of kings. Polished copper how I proudly shone, stealin' the fire of the blazing sun.

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

The magic comedy hoers.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

I am but a humble servant to my dreams.

All hail best human Sunset Shimmer! Now welcome all to The Destiny of the Ancients

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

I fooled you. I fooled you. I got horse stories. I got horse stories. I got all horse stories.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

No.

Writer, reviewer, creator of Filly Fantasy VI, occasional PMV maker, and uploader of mildly amusing image macros to Derpibooru. https://www.patreon.com/drakeyc

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

Bringing personal and commission horse words to you over a cup of steaming Earl Gray! I write in many genres, for all audiences. Check my library bookshelves for convenient sorting of my stories.

Part of the AugieDog family of companies

I really need to get a better one of these. I'll get around to that... sometime.

Who needs sleep when you've been dead inside for years? :)

I didn't write any of that.

Pfft...Any idiot could do that <proceeds to fail doing that>

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

But I think the very worst name for this frog is-

Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.

No, I'm not your mommy. Stop asking.

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

"Do it with love, do it with passion and never dream small!” - Author, Designer & Creator - Patreon/Ko-Fi