Writer. Editor. Reader. Reviewer. Gamer. Armchair mafia kingpin. Trans-dimensional yodeler. Cthulhu's unplanned 667th son. Grand High Muckymuck of the Mystic Order of the Defanged Gerbil.

A guy who loves to create stories and has a big imagination. Also wishes to become a famous Actor and Director.

Horrifically Fun

I don't write, so much as I perform acts of high-wire fiction without a net. Come watch me fall! I believe in narrative coincidence, the transcendent power of hopeful creativity, and the Oxford Comma.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

I am a mighty thesaurus. Rawr!

I've roasted a wealth of exotic things, All torn to ribbons at the hands of kings. Polished copper how I proudly shone, stealin' the fire of the blazing sun.

Pony should pony pony.

Simultaneously able to type 94 wpm and still take five years to finish a story. If you're feeling generous, throw a ko-fi at me.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

You'll find, my friend, that in the gutters of this floating world, much of the trash consists of fallen flowers.

Why 'Inquisitor'? Because 'Forty two': the most important lesson I ever learned. Any answer is worthless until you have the right question. Author, editor, critic, but foremost, a philosopher.

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

Gonna try this whole writing thing again.

There are a few Jakes on this website. I'm the ginger one.

Hey all, I'm billymorph, a semi-professional writer, self-published author and full-time pony fan. If you enjoy my work, please support me on Patreon!

Don't you have somewhere better to be?

I sometimes pretend I have a posting schedule other than "sometime soon."

Just a gal writing about gals bein pals

I don't have a muse, I have a mule. Early-onset arthritis in both thumbs inspired the handle. If you like pencil art, czech out my DeviantArt page. http://wisdom-thumbs.deviantart.com/

with direct eyes, to death's other kingdom

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.

Necessity is the mother of my motivation. Don't ask who the father is.

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

I'm many former things.

Fandom veteran, journalist, sixteen-time EqD published author. I hope you have a lovely day! Come visit my official website at www.williamantonelli.com

Dubs Rewatcher once described me as "an intense literary analyst". I describe me as "a room of monkeys with typewriters."

Author, former Royal Canterlot Library curator, and the (retired) reviewer at One Man's Pony Ramblings.

Ah, the mighty bio box. So we meet again. You will rue the day you dared show your blank canvas around these parts! I will--wait, what do you mean you're already exhausted? Don't you dare run out of--

Hope you laughed or learned something.

Occasionally, I even write.

Being against evil doesn't make you good.

A groovy mystery, gang.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

I'm reclusive. It's right there in the name.

No minute is Best Minute

- No Bio provided. Dia II is better, anyway. -

Retired staff. Please stop asking me to approve your stories.

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

A man who doesn't write half of his stories half as often as he should like, and writes less than half of them half as well as they deserve.

Excited to finally have a FIMfiction account! Will post my stuff here now.

I've been writing and selling stories for longer than a lot of folks reading this have been alive. Check Baal Bunny for more!

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