A rank amateur taking orders from a senile old mare
A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
Crushric, n. — A narcissistic masochist, a Southern gentleman, and snarky smartass. If you're looking for someone to disappoint you, he won't disappoint you.
Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.
A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.
"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."
Although it left it, it knew that it was right, it made it down, because it didn't know what's up.
A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.
I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.
Just a simple pegasister who likes world building.
I just hope to entertain people with my fancy horse words. I always appreciate criticism.
I write about small pastel-colored ponies and do bad things to them. Ask me about anything, I love talking about my stories even more than writing them.
Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!
I am a copy of an idea in a story told by another. I am a puppet moved by cruel strings. I was told to be here.
Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.