Author of the Commander Hurricane series (A Song of Storms), co-founder of the Price of Loyalty universe, and overall world building fanatic. Join my discord!

You don't need a vacation, darling. You need a new life.

Forget not that I am a derp.

A real lady killer.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Have you any dreams you'd like to sell? (He/Him)

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Some of them want to use you, some of them want to be used by you/Some of them want to abuse you, some of them want to be abused.

Writer/Artist who's been active since the inception of the fandom.

Run, John, run, the law commands, but gives me neither feet nor hands; better news the Gospel brings, it bids me fly and gives me wings. ~John Bunyan

Being against evil doesn't make you good.

'I am made from the dust of the stars, and the oceans flow in my veins: here I hide in the heart of the city, like a stranger coming out of the rain.'

I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com

Life is what you make of it. Enjoy it as long as you can, for you never know when it could be over.

God created man; now it is man's turn to create works of art.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

"Some people just need a high five....in the face....with a chair"

A steaming cup of coffee that will never spill – the perfect gift for a dad!

My name is Arvaus. I do some art and write some stuff, and like Celestia.

Convention Runner, Statistician, and lover of all things Soarburn

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Digging it deeper. Always deeper.

Insanity is just creativity to the nth degree.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

Don't worry you can trust me, But don't say i didn't warn you.

Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.

Part time writer, full time ded

I write horse words. Sometimes people pay me to.

"Burninating the countryside... burninating the peasants... burninating all the peoples... and their thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIGHT!!!"

Not a changeling.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Hi, name's XenoPony. I'm an avid pony writer and fan fiction author with a wide range of stories.

Working to better myself. Please consider supporting via my Ko-Fi link!

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I've been writing and selling stories for longer than a lot of folks reading this have been alive. Check Baal Bunny for more!

I am bound by only my imagination, it is my sword and shield, my virtues incarnate, my love and loss, my life immortalized.

No.

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

I'm just a guy that likes ponies. I'm a fan of herd world building stories though not so much when they're just harem scenarios. I've also acted as an editor for a couple stories. How goes it?

Investigative wordsmith leaving no idea unexplored and no shoe unsniffed.