It's been a while.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

MA Research Student and former teacher. Part-time tutor, part-time bartender. Full-time writer and MLP: FIM researcher.

Like a neglected and dejected pup, I roam. Also known as Swimmingly "Herr Direktor" Choppingston.

your body is a collection of beautifully complex systems and processes. are you really gonna use it to type something mean to a stranger?

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

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Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.