All throughout Ponyville, the ponies slept in their little pony beds, dreaming of Easter and all its joys. Of rabbits and eggs and so many toys. Why, the very thought of Easter sent their little hearts aflutter, but there was one who hated this day like none other. His name was Jesus and from the Everfree he slunk. He thought the whole holiday was nothing but junk, and in their bunks the ponies slept unaware he had risen. For it was the third day, and Jesus was naughty as sin.

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I submitted 5 stories today. Two have made it through the prereader's taking this website way too seriously. Two were denied, and one was outright deleted. And someone once argued that fimfiction.net isn't shit.

So, this year, I've learned once again that this site doesn't tolerate autistic people like me. I made an Autism Appreciation Day thread where I was nice and not offensive at all, and someone deleted it. Then I wrote a Autism Appreciation Day story which was about as non-offensive as I could have made it given the circumstances, and it got denied. It's days like these that I regret joining an intolerant fandom.

I've never been more proud of her and her dank memes.

As a productive member of society, I hope you never expect me to come back and start typing dumb pony shit on a regular basis. I honestly hate this fandom... However, if you pray hard enough to whatever Got it is you believe in, maybe, just maybe, I'll return someday and grace you with my sub-par writing. Until then I'm gonna continue living the American dream (working in retail).

"Who the hell are you? Why am I even following you?" -Everyone reading this blog.

I think this blog is pretty self explanatory.

I've found the best reminders of your fleeting life slipping away come in a Shrek cake. I may only be 21, but compared to the double-stuffed dinguses I've talked to on this website, I'm practically ancient! Back in my day, the mods had integrity, and we had group threads up hill both ways through the snow!

But who cares about that? Anyway, back to whatever it is I do all the time. Talk to ya' Bagel Bite bimbos in another month!

I want you all dead.

Hello you grotesque, miserable autism batteries. I'm still not dead, unfortunately, but good news is I have a 3 day weekend for the last time in the foreseeable future. With that said, I'm probably gonna waste the majority of my time playing Magic 2015. If any of you closet-homosexuals want to join me, my steam name is, you guessed it, "Ethesto". You can add me, and we'll have a gay ol' time. Don't forget to bring an umbrella though!

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