Please be merry.

apology for poor english
where were you when twilight library dies?
i was at home, listening shulk feeling it, when arcum ring
"twilight's library is kill"
"no"

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I gave this thing an update because it sorely needed one. Enjoy!

what if knighty turns off images tomorrow

and what if you wake up and the only browser is IE 6

Hey, it's waterpear, with a funky name change!

I've actually been working on the next chapter of Score, and I realized that I've reached a good cutoff point for it. So you can expect a new chapter soon! I noticed that I got quite a few favorites from RainbowBob's rec post, and I'm flattered that you have enough faith in this story to do so despite the hiatus.

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It's confusing and it breaks links. I bet you don't even know who I am!

On the plus side, it makes Halloween shenanigans more fun. I guess I'll be that one Djinn thingy from Golden Sun this year. Or maybe forever. This name is cooler than what I had before, and it's still water related.

~ the artist formerly known as waterpear

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I made a comment on a thread in The Writer's Group discussing "the elements of a good OC." For some reason, I saw the phrase "elements of" and decided to spoof the scene where Twilight discovers that her friends represent the Elements of Harmony.

Apparently people on Skype liked that comment a lot. So I think I'll put it in a blog post:

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I was bored, so I decided to compare the longest novels in the English language to the longest completed stories on Fimfiction.

Notes:

* Bolded stories are MLP fanfiction: non-bolded are original novels.
* The list of original novels came from Wikipedia. The list of fanfics can be generated by running {this query}.

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In which I trick the opponent into letting me freely switch into the one thing that can beat them near the end of the game: