By request:

[3:09:21 PM] Waterpear: guys I just realized something
[3:09:35 PM] Waterpear: if twilight is pancake, then how can flash sentry be waffle thief
[3:09:45 PM] Derpator: Pancake is waffle
[3:09:47 PM] Majin Syeekoh: YES BLOG ABOUT IT NOW

S5 premiere was awesome as hell btw

(no offense to that particular group; I just don't find them interesting anymore)

Got a new avatar. You like?

[12:08:25 AM] Sigma.EXE: ...I don't feel it yet.
[12:09:13 AM] Manaphy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDKwmbqxS64
[12:10:10 AM] Sigma.EXE: ...
[12:10:15 AM] Sigma.EXE: (sigh)
[12:10:23 AM] Sigma.EXE: Nobody linked "I'M REALLY FEELING IT!"
[12:10:24 AM] Manaphy: Sorry, couldn't resist. :p
[12:11:00 AM] Manaphy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsdIRN6DJo8 Because you asked for it. :)
[12:11:01 AM] Waterpear: that's because THE FUTURE IS OURS TO DECIDE

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Never change, reddit.

Don't laugh. This will go down in the history books as the origin of duck terrorism.

While browsing reddit, I came across an infographic of sorts. Its main idea is that. while Fifty Shades of Grey has a lot of grammar errors, examples of those same errors can be found in better-received examples of English literature.

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This thing is 1,403 words long. As you can see, it took me two hours and twelve minutes to write. That's 132 minutes, which averages out to 10.6 words per minute.

Damn you, Skype chats, damn you for being so good!

Oh well, at least it's done. I'll wind up publishing it, too. You'll probably enjoy it.

Let's see what's going on here.

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