Jan
31st
2015
this is the greatest thing ever · 7:08am Jan 31st, 2015
Let's see what's going on here.
>The Unicorn Invasion of Dundee
>the unicorns are undead
>"led by the wizard Zargothrax, slaying all people he sees"
>"Tragedyyyy will strike this daaay, prepare thee fooor THEUNICORNINVASIONOFDUNDEE"
>all of this is set to mega-generic power metal
>"fireballs make everybody die"
>"fireballs make everybody die"
>"Angus McFife swears a mighty oath: 'I will make Zargothrax die'"
>incomprehensible voice pitch-shifted to be 2deep4u
>the guitar solo is actually pretty good
>it modulates at the end because of course it does
It just collapses in on itself and makes a beautiful singularity of cheesiness.
Gloryhammer's lyrics are so insanely over the top they jump from "epic" through "really cheesy" right into "extremely epic".
Chech out Rise of the Chaos Wizards.