I am the darkness, the evil in men, the heart and mind of the swarm. Hatred is my sword, and heavy metal is my shield. You don't like me? too fuckin' bad.

My name is John Philip Walaszek. My state of origin is New Jersey, USA. I have created a lot of fanfiction, but I want to show the creativity I have in my mind.

"What is better...to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?" -Paarthurnax, Elder Scrolls: Skyrim

So depressed and disenfranchised with reality that I NEED ponies to keep me sane by this point.

"1/4 hipster, 3/4 kawaii"

Just a fan who likes to share his ideas through stories that people seem to like.

We are the Bronies. Lower your expectations and surrender your incredulity. We shall add your fandoms and characters to our own. Your culture will adapt to enjoy ponies. Friendship is Magic.

Absentee fanfic-author. Formerly known as donald trump card, a celebrity pun that was maybe funny in 2012 but HAS NOT AGED WELL.

"You're so vanilla!" "You're like the Fairy Bread of Australia!" Anonpencil - 2019