After being distracted by other things for a bit, I have finally managed to give myself a good kick in the backside and get to work not only on the fourth and final chapter of Never Work with Children or Animals, but also other writing projects both poni and non-poni. Just think - soon you'll never have to read one of these blog posts about it ever again!

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After raising an issue on the largest Applejack group recently, I was told that the admins of that group never, well, administrate it. So, long story short, I started a new Applejack group.

http://www.fimfiction.net/group/204244/applejack-fanfics

I hope very much you'll all join it and contribute fics and all that jazz. Thank you for your time, and please look forward to the next chapter of Never Work with Children or Animals which should be up some time this week.

Remember how optimistic I was last blog post, full of vim and vinegar and eager to get writing again? Well, I've hit a snag. My desktop has buggered itself, and I've lost all the in-progress chapters and fics and such. I'm using a tablet to post this, in case you're wondering. Now, I've started redoing the next chapter of Never Work With Children or Animals on here, but it's slow going. The real loss was chapter one of a Magic: the Gathering crossover. I'd already written and rewritten it

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My first entirely new story in a frigging year (seriously a year Jesus Christ) has been submitted and is awaiting approval. I'm thinking about posting up a few more little bits and pieces of Something for Everyone. I'm working on a half-baked Magic the Gathering crossover starring Twilight Sparkle that will lead on from that one really bad chapter of Something for Everyone. I'm seriously contemplating deleting Trial and Error because I have no desire to ever go back to it

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The Princesses:
1. How old are Celestia and Luna?
As old as the hills. Their precise age is uncertain, but you can be sure that they are OLD. They don't really like it when ponies bring it up, though.
2. How old is Cadance?
She's a young adult, roughly the same age as Shining Armour.
3. Were Celestia and Luna always alicorns, or did they ascend?
Celestia was once an Earth Pony, and Luna was once a Unicorn.
4. Are Cadance and Twilight immortal?

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Fimfiction tells me that it's been 7 weeks since my last blog post, and even longer than that since my last story update. Now, fimfiction is (as we all know) a lying she-devil, but this time its story checks out, so I think I owe my reader(s) an explanation for this.

Especially considering that in the last post, I said "I'll have chapter 4 up in a little while"

And I'm still not done writing the damn thing.

And I probably won't be for a week or two.

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I've been a member for long enough that I thought I ought to post some manner of blog, especially now that I'm actually writing fics and not just absorbing other people's work like some kind of brain parasite.

I am some kind of brain parasite though, don't get me wrong, I'm just one who can put a fic together now and then.

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