ENever Work With Children or Animals
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
When Ponyville's schoolmarm goes off the rails, it's up to the townsfolk to find themselves a new one. Perhaps this "Cheerilee" girl might do?
Applejack
Apple Bloom
Granny Smith
Cheerilee
Mayor Mare
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Jul

10th

2014

In which Wireless never keeps his promises · 2:53pm Jul 10th, 2014

Remember how optimistic I was last blog post, full of vim and vinegar and eager to get writing again? Well, I've hit a snag. My desktop has buggered itself, and I've lost all the in-progress chapters and fics and such. I'm using a tablet to post this, in case you're wondering. Now, I've started redoing the next chapter of Never Work With Children or Animals on here, but it's slow going. The real loss was chapter one of a Magic: the Gathering crossover. I'd already written and rewritten it several times, and while I can rewrite it again losing a more or less complete chapter has just burned me out on the concept. I'd still like to do it some day, but don't hold your breath.

So, thank you for bearing with me and sorry for making you bear with me.

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