Coffee. Coffee is life. Coffee is death. Coffee is God. Long live Coffee.

We writers do not speak. We do not hear. We have no songs. We have no pictures. We only have scripture. From words we bring images. From words we bring emotion. From words we bring life.

Love has no desire but to fulfill itself. To melt and be like a running brook that sings its melody to the night. To wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

I write terrible stories. ~ Drape

time is a crime

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

"How efficiently inefficient of you." - Typoglyphic

I don't have a muse, I have a mule. Early-onset arthritis in both thumbs inspired the handle. If you like pencil art, czech out my DeviantArt page. http://wisdom-thumbs.deviantart.com/

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

An experienced writer of limited skill and dangerous enthusiasm.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

You can get your own story written or push a current story for more updates at his Patreon!

I take bad ideas way too seriously.

You gotta kick at the darkness until it bleeds daylight.

If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?

'Visions are worth fighting for. Why spend your life making someone else's dreams?'

Made from 100% potato.

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

loves tiaras.

Just a 20-something-odd guy from Iowa

Just another fan-fiction author with a taste for the bizzare

If yer a pony and ya know it, stomp yer hooves!

Can't believe I'm 25... So much has changed and almost nothing has stayed the same, I miss the old days... 10 years on this site... hot da#%

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Diminutive Equine Novelist

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Hello! My name is Stratocaster, pegasus, musician, and author extraordinaire! Feel free to browse my work, leave plenty of feedback, and chat with me at any time! :D I hope you enjoy! *waves*

A pony from a machine.

"When I get old, I am going to be: Rice. Frisco style." - Ed 2004

space is a waste

I'm 40% jokes, 30% serious, and 20% romance. The Last 10%? You tell me. Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/overlord_flinx

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Hello. I'm BillyColt. In real life, I'm a dweeby music student from California. Here, I write Pony fanfiction.http://billycolt.tumblr.com/

Story lover, enthusiastic nerd, hopeful romantic. Here to hone my craft and, hopefully, make you smile. For my non-pony writing, check out my Tumblr. If you'd like to chat, Twitter's my jam.

Why 'Inquisitor'? Because 'Forty two': the most important lesson I ever learned. Any answer is worthless until you have the right question. Author, editor, critic, but foremost, a philosopher.