Once there were three kings who set out to conquer the world. The first king declared "by strength I will conquer." He led great armies and conquered many nations, but there were always stronger enemies and upon the field of battle, he died.

The second king proclaimed. "by wealth, I will conquer." He sent out merchants to all the nations of the world and his kingdom grew rich, but his people lacked virtue. They grew corrupt and lawless and the king could only watch as it collapsed.

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Romeo's Blue Skies-The sweetest anime boy that ever lived sells himself into slavery to pay off his father's medical debt, makes friends and falls in love (twice) along the way. Honestly, one of the best forgotten anime of the '90's. Romeo loses a lot, but keeps on trying. Also, Piccolo is best ferret. It can be hard to see this good hearted boy get beaten, falsely imprisoned, lose two friends to illness, survive a storm and generally get his heart broken, but the pay off is worth it.

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Technically she was older than my country at least, my country in its current state. She lived a good life and had a positive impact on the world. God bless her.

"Oh God, I'm three pounds above my goal weight, I'm so fat, time to work out." *Does 100 crunches and walks 100 laps.*
Husband: "Honey, why are you limping?"
"I've lost five pounds. Please call an ambulance."

I went to a German restauraunt today. Which is strange because I'm sure it used to be a Polish restauraunt.
You did nazi that coming.

Tempest Shadow's pseudo-mature cynicism is revealed as what it is-whiny, adolescent sulkiness.

My Dress Up Darling is fluff. Pure, simple, shameless fluff. It's the fluff you find in couch cushions. It's brain candy. It's probably not good for you, but it's so sweet and gooey. It's romantic comedy distilled to its essence.

Comment in the comments on this (or my mental stability, whichever one most interests you.)

Soft gentle beta boy

Who can turn into a protective alpha male at a moment's threat.