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RoyalBardofCanterlot


Celestia and Luna's royal bard. Nature is my God, Art is my religion, Love is the Law. Concordia Invictus

Jul
31st
2022

With All Due Respect To Tolkien · 4:48pm Jul 31st, 2022

And the mists of the ocean rolled away as the great ship sailed, the white masts billowing towards the Ancient West, rising upwards away from the world, carrying the Element Bearers and the Princesses, and at last an end had come to Equestria of story and song.

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Jul
31st
2022

Heehee · 2:09am Jul 31st, 2022

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Jul
22nd
2022

Honest question · 4:22pm Jul 22nd, 2022

Does Twilight's school being non-accredited affect the student's future careers?

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Jul
19th
2022

Muhamed · 10:38pm Jul 19th, 2022

I love how the Koran's advice on "disciplining" one's wife is a reasonable guide for dealing with a small child: Those [women] whose rebellion you fear, admonish them, and abandon them in bed, and spank them.

No, really. This is how you discipline a child in the pre-modern world and barring spanking, even now. First, a verbal reprimand. If the misbehavior persist, remove a privilege. As a last resort, corporal punishment.

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Jul
18th
2022

Michael Moorcock (giggity) once criticized Tolkien and AA Milne · 11:45pm Jul 18th, 2022

Raising the question: Who the hell is Michal Moorcock?

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May
13th
2022

To My Followers · 5:09pm May 13th, 2022

Thank you for all your support over the years. Maybe I won't altogether leave, maybe I will, I don't know yet. But this website just doesn't have the same atmosphere it used to. Still, it's been a lot of fun.

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May
13th
2022

I'm done · 2:34pm May 13th, 2022

I'm done with this fucking website. Too many nazis and pedophiles. Bye.

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May
10th
2022

Wise Words · 10:08pm May 10th, 2022

May
3rd
2022

What if an ant could talk to God? · 10:20pm May 3rd, 2022

What would it say? What if ants have talked to God and God has talked to ants? Who knows what prophets and heroes are recorded in the annals of ant lore passed down from generation to generation, from Queen to Queen, from burrow to burrow?

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Apr
21st
2022

Rin Matsuoka · 11:54pm Apr 21st, 2022

The sort of fellow that takes a friend on an impromptu vacation to Australia to give him a pep talk.

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