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RoyalBardofCanterlot


Celestia and Luna's royal bard. Nature is my God, Art is my religion, Love is the Law. Concordia Invictus

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Aug
18th
2022

This Joke Is In Exceptionally Poor Taste · 6:28pm Aug 18th, 2022

I went to a German restauraunt today. Which is strange because I'm sure it used to be a Polish restauraunt.
You did nazi that coming.

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Comments ( 8 )

Are these "blog posts" some sort of cry for help..?

"exceptionally poor taste"
Enough that I worry you'll lose Followers for it...

I giggle a little.

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Hahahaha,yesohgodhelpme,hahaha.

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Finally an actual joke, and a demonstration of how humor works.
I tip my hat to you.

That makes little sense. It's far, far more likely it's the other way around. Poland did take a big slice of Germany in 1946.

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I know of the invasion of course but that didn't last. The Polish takeover of German lands did though.

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