So it's 2016 now.

Happy New Year and all that jazz, well done for surviving.

I'll try and actually do something soon. Things have been a little slow on my end. Slower than expected.

I'm still gonna be filling out forms with 2015 for two months now... Gonna look like a right tosser.

Well, with all of my planned updates done and out of the way, it's time for me to hibernate again. Sorry. Chances are that updates between now and maybe early-mid June will be scarce or non-existent, depending on how much free time I can scrape together. Needless to say I'll make every effort to get new material out, but I wouldn't be holding my breath. Just letting you all know so you don't go running off and deserting me. Not that you'd ever think of doing that, right?

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Problem: What defines how well a story on FimFiction does?

Solution: Many things.

How well a story does on this website is down to a lot of things. Arguably the most important is what occurs in the first couple of hours. If a new story can amass a small collection of likes and favourites quickly then this inspires others who may be browsing to pay particular attention to it at the expense of everything else.

In this scenario, there are three different people.

1. Early Adopters

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I think it would be appropriate to remember those who were lost or who suffered as a result of the Charlie Hebdo attack in France, and the attack on the supermarket in Paris that has been unfolding over the past week. Fortunately, the situation has been resolved by superb work from the Gendarmerie with few civilian casualties.

Deepest respects to those involved and fantastic work by French counter-terrorist services.

Happy new years bitches.

So yea. Resolutions and all that shit. I swear that from now on I'll try to update more frequently. Chances are that this resolution will go down the toilet as quickly as everyone else's, but here's to trying!

Merry 2015 and whatever the feck else I'm supposed to say.

Today marks the 100th anniversary of WW1's conclusion. It is also November 11th, which means it's Remembrance Day for us Brits (and various other commonwealth nations). Today a minute's silence is taken at 11:00 hours in remembrance of those who have given their lives during the First and Second World Wars, and other conflicts besides.

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Those of you who've read my main blog post will know the problem here. I've run out of pre-written material. As a result, I'm now writing in real time. What this means is that I may not be able to post a chapter every Monday as I have been for the past 8 weeks. I'll just outline the possible solutions below.

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Well everybody (everypony?) I have done it. The first chapter for my main novel of a fanfic (titled Revenge) has finally been released. So far this fic in its entirety has been a year and a half in the making (it's nearing its two year anniversary soon) and I'm glad to see some positive feedback. It follows young Bucky, a character of my own creation. Over the years I have become quite fond of her as a character, and I hope you guys enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it!

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Okay so, just a quick heads up to let you know what it is I'm doing.

I now have a group! Join the Society That is Bloody Fed Up With Scoota-chicken Jokes! We have T-Shirts.

Next Follower Milestone: 13/50

Current story focus: Mostly focusing on Kicked, because I really need to update that.

It's 2015 now? Blimey, that came about fast.

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It's eleven o'clock at night, and I'm sitting here on my laptop with a large glass of water and the Game of Thrones theme playing in the background, writing one of my longer fics. Welcome to my world.