With my main attraction now rounded off after almost two years of procrastination, what am I doing with my life now? How am I occupying my free time, what am I doing to further entertain you guys?

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And they said I'd never finish this story!

(Nobody said that, it just makes it sound like I've triumphed over somebody else of actual importance.)

I've pretty much burned myself out working overtime on this stuff, but after several years of procrastination and neglect, I think I'm almost ready to bring my most popular story to a close. The last chapter will be the longest yet, and all it needs is some proof reading and final adjustments. It's been a real emotional roller coaster, for me at least. Part of me is sad to see it so close to its conclusion. I've put many hours of effort into this story, and there's a large bank of maybe six or

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Fucking hell, Windows!

So... my laptop auto-reset when I left it to sustain my existence elsewhere. And guess what that means?

I've lost a lot of progress on all of my stories! Whoop-de-fucking-doo!

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So here's some news about things! Judging by current progress the last Kicked chapter is going to be kinds long. Not sure quite how long but it's already beaten a few of the earlier chapters and is still going. Struggling to find a way to tie everything together. I know what I want to do, I'm just trying to figure out a way to execute it that I'm satisfied with.

As for everything else...

Well that's enough about that.

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People are following me and I don't know why. What do I do, what's going on?

Who's planning this?

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Chances are this in no way lives to to expectations, but I hope it is enjoyed nonetheless. Again, apologies for the chronic lateness.

Hopefully it isn't too disappointing

So here's how shit's going down.

As I've said a couple times in some of my story comments, I have a reason for my inactivity. Not an excuse, a reason. I realise I've not been very fair to you guys by doing this and I accept full responsibility for that, however my reasoning is thus.

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I love you all so much you're all amazing people. Thank you to everybody who's so much as paid attention to me for this long and putting up with me. This is maybe the first time I've made a blog post without using curse word so clearly the stars are arranging themselves in a strange pattern tonight.

You guys are all awesome and I'm going to stop now and sleep. I am also very, very tired.

He would also like to apologise for his shitty camera but his printer is broken so no scanning and he has not got a graphics tablet.

He PROMISES that he will update in a day or two, he is just proof reading and a little jet lagged from his visit to Spain.

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