Please ignore the numerous bottles of rum and the bong. I assure you I'm a real straight shooter!
Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!
First and foremost, I'm not that great a writer. I'm awesome. There really isn't much to me.
TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous
Time flies. Have fun. Preferably not at the expense of others.
I am the darkness, the evil in men, the heart and mind of the swarm. Hatred is my sword, and heavy metal is my shield. You don't like me? too fuckin' bad.
War. War never changes. Unless we're talking the space of a hundred years or so, rockets and guns probably outclass spears and arrows in some way. Hmm... I'll get back to you on this. Eventually.
I'm a nut with too many people in his head that all want their story told.
A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!
I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.
if you have become human enough to cry, then all the magic in the world cannot change you back
I am nothing great, just a pony who enjoys reading great stories and trying my best to tell some myself.
I'm just a person that likes to write, slowly getting the handle on writing with a schedule.
Current Writer Self-Challenge: Write a human in equestria story I can be proud of. Stigma be damned!
I'm wanted in 14 different countries for Political assassination, man slaughter, assault, and jaywalking. So I decided to write stories.
Retired writer of almost anything. Lover of RariDash and background ponies.
I'm terribly uninteresting so I think I'll pass on the bio, thanks.
A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.
I write stuff for anon, and some stuff on my own time.
As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.
Beginning author with a lot of ideas for future stories. Currently attending college, so classes may affect how often I can post.
Submarine Yeoman, Writer, and film-student. Recently resurrected for 5th or 6th time.
A friendly ball python who's know to disappear for a long time.
The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?