Don't take me seriously, I know I don't.
We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.
This account is essentially dead. Apologies if you were expecting conclusions. Stories are deleted. I needed to move on.
Who can take a rainbow, color it with dew, graze under it with a cupcake or two, the Ponyman, oh the Ponyman can.
brush your teeth if you wanna not go to fucking jail kids
Wow. Visiting this site again was like going back to my old neopets page. So much nostalgia.
"I knew they could be pretty stupid, but I didn't realise they could be so fucking dense that light bends around them." ~Sigma
Hello, future coworkers. Welcome to back when I was... younger. It hurts the more I think about it.
Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.
"It's Meta. He hates everything. That's just his purpose; in denying it he would deny himself." -Officer Hot-Pants. "MetaKnight145, somewhat friendly misanthrope who lives on pornsites." -Mr. Grimdark
Retired staff. Please stop asking me to approve your stories.
Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.
Merc's fic guide: by Bookplayer: Is there kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding more kicking and/or punching?
Maker of mods for Dwarf Fortress and Paradox games. Currently making a Crusader Kings mod. Support my modding activities.
"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."
Serving the community with mobile fireplace rentals since November, 2014.
The spanish version of Frosted Flakes is called Zucaritas and Tony the Tiger looks freaking intense on the box.