Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space, because there's bugger-all down here on Earth.

It's one thing to create/throw already-established characters in a story of some kind. It's another thing to develop those characters, regardless of the situation they're in.

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

Someone who doesn't know how to describe herself, is always struggling with debilitating depression, and won't stop hanging onto the hope that happy endings are possible.

Some dork on the internet that likes ponies and flower symbolism way too much.

Long time purveyor of fanfiction porn

reconstructing the deconstruction

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Horrifically Fun

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Now with Patreon Also I have a Discord Server https://discord.gg/w2g8bzx

You'd be surprised at the emotions twenty-six letters can unearth

I am a master of self-inserts and self proclaimed lover of Rainbow Dash, I'm also cringe as fu-

I write clop. Mostly femdom, but some other stuff, too.

Just a dude that likes to write fics :D

Just a guy that does whatever comes to mind. Giving the D, trolling, cockblocking, and laughing maniacally may apply.

If I ever write things with Zecora I WILL make her rhyme even if it kills me.

I write fluff and sadness.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

On Wednesdays, we wear PINK!

I don't judge. Out loud.

A sentient tribble floating through the seas of time.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

Writer. Editor. Reader. Reviewer. Gamer. Armchair mafia kingpin. Trans-dimensional yodeler. Cthulhu's unplanned 667th son. Grand High Muckymuck of the Mystic Order of the Defanged Gerbil.

No, I'm not your mommy. Stop asking.

"You think you know me..."

heads under our beds

Sometimes I like to just sit down and do nothing. Alright fine, all the time.

"When I get old, I am going to be: Rice. Frisco style." - Ed 2004

Common guy who likes to play games and write art. Born and bred in Mexico. Viva mexico!

Words are coming.

Amateur writer and artist, Commander of the 31st Imperial Legions, and devotee of the Princess of the Night.

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Love is a verb, not a noun.

Admin for various groups, occasional vectorer of screenshots, and writes stories like Cubic Zirconia, among other things.

Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae

Writing for bronies by a brony

very good at writing very bad things

Platypus with a pen.