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Davesknd


I am a humorist. I write funny stuff... I hope. Since my pony-name appears to be Dusk Dash (there is a chart), I have decided to dedicate my life to quick and evil science!

Dec
24th
2012

More Sap than the CMC will ever get covered in · 10:04pm Dec 24th, 2012

It's Christmas again and since this is my favourite holiday (with all the demons, children stealing fairies and satan himself walking the marshes, claiming souls. I wish I was kidding, we Alpine people have CRAZY rituals).
But most of all, it is the thought that even a deranged abomination that communicates in crazy stories about horses loving each other has a place in the world.
What a twisted world it is indeed.

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Dec
22nd
2012

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME · 12:32pm Dec 22nd, 2012

So, the world has finally ended and we are all dead now?
God, this sucks!
Apparently everything I had got taken with me to hell. The whole country looks the same, the streets don't have cool hell-pun names and everyone acts the same! Even the internet is here! How boring is that!
All that is slightly hellish is that demon that floats in the corner of my room and tells me to go and kill, maim and destroy...
And he has always been there! Well... at least when I don't take my medicine.

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Dec
13th
2012

A Thank You to my readers AKA The usual Christmas sap · 8:01pm Dec 13th, 2012

Today, I was buying presents for my friends and found myself realizing how quickly I was done.
Sufficed to say: I do not have very many friends.
I contribute that mostly to the fact that I am not very enjoyable company but this is not about my personal demons, rather about something I recently realized:
I used to simply enjoy writing.

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Dec
7th
2012

Advent! · 10:26am Dec 7th, 2012

It's advent again!
The time when the border to the otherworld is thin, demons roam the earth and only the sound of bells or the swipe of a cowtail can save you from the evil spirits that come from the mountains. Darkness rules and only even more horrific masks can keep it at bay...
At least that is how we Austrians celebrate the seasons. (No kidding, our saint Nick walks around with a tame demon to punish the wicked children)

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Nov
21st
2012

Breaking Dawn Part 2... Mustache VS Flames · 11:40pm Nov 21st, 2012

My gentle readers may ask where the next chapter is... answer: I had tests and projects to work on. Also: New Harvest Moon.

Anyhow: I just came back from watching the final Twilight Movie. And sweet Celestia! I have not laughed this hard in a film for a long time.
GO AND WATCH IT! It's fun, fun, FUN!
Unintentional fun for the most part, but I laughed on my whole walk home from the cinema.
Several people gave me very weird looks.

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Aug
26th
2012

Explainations that are totally not excuses! · 10:09pm Aug 26th, 2012

As some of my readers might have guessed, I already fled London and am now back in our beloved mountainy Republic.
Now, after spending the entire last week tending to the whims of Drow and Orcs (I wish I was making that crap up!) I have reentered my grotto.
So... where are Troubles and Between?
Well, on the other end of the country to be exact.
Yes, I forgot my flash drive...

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Aug
1st
2012

Heads up on Days and Troubles. · 9:49pm Aug 1st, 2012

As my beloved readers might have seen: One month has passed and there is no "Planning of Phase 4" yet.
Please allow me to elaborate.
I spent the last four weeks on duty in an home for the elderly, working all day as a nurse in training.
Now, the day is long and the night even longer, so why didn't I write after work is over?
Simply said: I stayed at my best friends place and we were busy having fun, doing stuff and shopping for ponies.

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Jun
4th
2012

Tag, I'm it · 12:46am Jun 4th, 2012

Recently, I got tagged by a certain somebody.
But due to the tyrants that hold us all in their iron fist and not because I am too lazy to find and tag people, I will not follow the last part of the game.


Rules:
1. You must post the rules.

2. Each person must post 5 things about themselves in their journal

3. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and create eleven new questions for the people you tag to answer.

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Apr
8th
2012

An Explanation · 8:55pm Apr 8th, 2012

Why, you may ask, isn't the next installment of Draconic Troubles out yet?
Well, dear, gentle reader, I am working on it.
But whenever the little monster that lives inside my head awakens to force ideas into my fingers, it writes romantic stuff.
Simply put: it is spring and this gentle artists that makes jokes about ball-gags, flogging and Twilight Sparkles adult dreams feels it.

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Mar
17th
2012

Dragon Quest · 8:47pm Mar 17th, 2012

I just finished viewing the latest episode.
Wow... It doesn't ruin the continuity for Draconic Troubles nearly as much as I was afraid it would.
Anyhow, I'm currently writing "Phase Two" and the new DT simultaneously. Expect the former before next weekend.
Until then: Have a Phoenix!

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