I am a humorist. I write funny stuff... I hope. Since my pony-name appears to be Dusk Dash (there is a chart), I have decided to dedicate my life to quick and evil science!

I am Knight of Bacon, Defender of Pork, Protector of Piglets, Crowned by the Cloven Hooved, Hero of Hogs, Beheld by Boars, Sung of by Sows, Savior of Swine—I am The Omnipotent Oinker!

I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.

If you know The Princess Rarity and / or RushingAutumnLeaves, then feel free to check out this account that they share!

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

I'll die with the herd. psn: turbogamer110 Discord is TurboTheHouseBug#8926

I am the most worthless FimFiction writer ever! My fanfics are horrible, and I do nothing productive for society! Welp, read my stories if you feel like it, though.

Female college student who grew up watching this show.