Mint Copy has lived in Ponyville for a few years now, and has made no progress in figuring out where he came from. The writer has become a friend of the Cutie Mark Crusaders, and notices something amiss when they come to his house one day, sans Scootaloo.

Originally part of a much longer story, long since scrapped, but I may return to it one day.

When a portable teleportation device is created. Twilight soon discovers that she's doomed her friends to death in three days! Now it's up to each of the Mane 6 to make their peace, and for Rarity to help Rainbow Dash seduce one very pretty dentist.

Yeah, this follows the TF2 thing pretty closely for the Rarity/Dash parts. It's such a good structure that I couldn't help but maintain it. This is the cheesiest thing I have ever written, and I am so very sorry.

Inspired by this image: http://gray--day.deviantart.com/art/Expiration-Derp-463498671

Oh look, I read it aloud too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYQRg8Goohk

(Based on Expiration Date)

Twilight has always had the best intentions, and her life has been fairly decent. A few hiccups here and there, a falling out with Celestia, but she still has her friends. All four of them. There's a strange marking on her hoof, but with her cider habit, who knows where it came from? Her main problem was her debts, a problem that may well be on it's way to being solved, thanks to Pinkie Pie and her Twin Brother. They just have one condition, Twilight has to bring them a certain mare, from a certain city, high above the clouds...